THIS AIN’T CELEBRITY APPRENTICE XXX Parody Coming Soon!
July 30, 2010
Let’s face it. There’s nothing very sexy about ‘The Donald.’ However, there are many, many sexy things about the idea of a celebrity apprentice: wealth, fame, beauty, and power. Not to mention the fact that when Hustler Video decided to do a parody of The Celebrity Apprentice, they chose some of the hottest, ripest beauties in the business to portray the parts of some very beloved celebrities.
In Hustler Video’s parody, This Ain’t Celebrity Apprentice XXX, there are two teams competing for the grand prize: there’s the boys team and the girls team. Now, in a way, the girls almost have a slightly unfair advantage numerically speaking. The teams are four (girls) to two (boys). But nonetheless each team is competing for the same common goal: to win the game. Brooke Haven is especially daring at the character of Cyndi — you know, the girl who just wants to have fun! One of the competitions is to become a homeless person for a day and go around trying to get kind citizens to donate money to their empty paper cup. Lee Bang’s character of Daryl (insert name of red fruit) finds it quite difficult to acquire more than a few pennies walking around on the street begging for change. But Brooke Haven has no trouble making several hundreds of dollars by her ingenious idea of just sitting down, spreading her legs, and waiting for the cash to fall in her lap.
“The director was great,” said Brooke Haven of Stuart Canterbury. “I got along with him so well and he had the best suggestions and scene directions. That’s what really made the shoot and the film in general fantastic. The cast itself was also amazing to work with. I wish I had gotten to molest the whole cast and crew.” Laughing, she finished by saying, “I mean, after all, that’s what Cyndi would do, right?”
Other characters who make an appearance in this parody film are Bret (rock ‘n roll), played by Derrick Pierce, Kylee Reese, who plays the part of Donald’s daughter, Dale DaBone, as Donald’s son, and Tanya Tate, as the ever-sassy red-haired English woman who’s married to that musician guy who once ate a bat on stage. Jessica Jaymes, Misty Stone, and Celeste Star are also unforgettable in their roles portraying much passion and lots of lesbian lust.
Yes, This Ain’t Celebrity Apprentice XXX is a spoof, but watching this film, it’s not hard to imagine that perhaps some of the shenanigans that transpire might actually happen in a situation very much like this one in real life. Smart, sexy, and savvy are three very accurate ways to describe this new parody, by Hustler Video. The This Ain’t Celebrity Apprentice XXX parody is available Tuesday, August 3rd on DVD and Blu-ray.
To view the trailer, go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DvCuY8mu-Q.
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