Let’s face it. There’s nothing very sexy about ‘The Donald.’ However, there are many, many sexy things about the idea of a celebrity apprentice: wealth, fame, beauty, and power. Not to mention the fact that when Hustler Video decided to do a parody of The Celebrity Apprentice, they chose some of the hottest, ripest beauties in the business to portray the parts of some very beloved celebrities.
In Hustler Video’s parody, This Ain’t Celebrity Apprentice XXX, there are two teams competing for the grand prize: there’s the boys team and the girls team. Now, in a way, the girls almost have a slightly unfair advantage numerically speaking. The teams are four (girls) to two (boys). But nonetheless each team is competing for the same common goal: to win the game. Brooke Haven is especially daring at the character of Cyndi — you know, the girl who just wants to have fun! One of the competitions is to become a homeless person for a day and go around trying to get kind citizens to donate money to their empty paper cup. Lee Bang’s character of Daryl (insert name of red fruit) finds it quite difficult to acquire more than a few pennies walking around on the street begging for change. But Brooke Haven has no trouble making several hundreds of dollars by her ingenious idea of just sitting down, spreading her legs, and waiting for the cash to fall in her lap.
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